Januar 6, 2021 I bet I can bite both of my eyes |A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars…
Januar 6, 2021 My girlfriend is out in the car |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender,…
Januar 6, 2021 I know you were drunk yesterday |A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad luck finding a place to hide |A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, „Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I’m so mad, I…
Januar 6, 2021 I think I'll try a nicer approach |Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around…
Januar 6, 2021 Someone stole things from me |A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. „They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the…
Januar 6, 2021 Who keeps saying those things? |A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice…
Januar 6, 2021 A drunk orders himself a beer |A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a…
Januar 6, 2021 Top ten signs that you are too drunk |10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.8. The back…
Januar 6, 2021 There is a monkey in the bar |A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around…