Januar 6, 2021 A pirate at the local bar discusses his past |A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm trying to prove a point |A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two…
Januar 6, 2021 The Beer Prayer |Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give us this day our foamy head,And forgive us…
Januar 6, 2021 I get so drunk that I imagine things |The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, „What do…
Januar 6, 2021 Driving home very drunk |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being…
Januar 6, 2021 I'll trust you that you paid |A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes $9.00.“But I…
Januar 6, 2021 This pill allows you to fly |A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window…
Januar 6, 2021 Free drinks for everyone |One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: „Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.“ So the…
Januar 6, 2021 Who gave you those black eyes? |A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful.“Whoa, Sam!“ said the…
Januar 6, 2021 If she went out with me |A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn’t smell very good. Finally…