Januar 6, 2021 I have a magical dancing duck |A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside…
Januar 6, 2021 A neutron at a bar |A neutron walks into a bar. „I’d like a beer“ he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. „How much will that be?“ asks…
Januar 6, 2021 Reasons to allow drinking at work |The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able…
Januar 6, 2021 Newly issued alcohol warnings |The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril…
Januar 6, 2021 A nun arrives at the local bar |John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears…
Januar 6, 2021 Making a bet at a bar |Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a…
Januar 6, 2021 You looked a lot like my wife |A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to…
Januar 6, 2021 I didn't get any money this time |A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, „You look terrible. What’s the…
Januar 6, 2021 Arriving home very drunk |A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to…
Januar 6, 2021 Looking to buy a frog? |A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, „If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free…