Januar 6, 2021 Installing a Carpet |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he’d lost his cigarettes….
Januar 6, 2021 Horses at the Race |A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says,…
Januar 6, 2021 Dogs and Light Bulbs |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to…
Januar 6, 2021 The Feline Diet |Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting. Well now…
Januar 6, 2021 Giving Cats Pills |INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding…
Januar 6, 2021 Sounds of the Wild |A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: „What does the cow say?“Child: „Moo!“Mother: „Great! What does…
Januar 6, 2021 Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo |1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys…
Januar 6, 2021 Two angry neighbors |Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom…
Januar 6, 2021 Cow on train tracks |A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.“What’s going on?“ she…
Januar 6, 2021 Buy alligator shoes |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to…