Januar 6, 2021 A game of animal football |The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. „I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I’ve seen…
Januar 6, 2021 He is a very smart dog |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It…
Januar 6, 2021 There was just a dog fight |A man walks into a bar one day and asks, „Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?““Yeah, I do!“ a biker says, standing up….
Januar 6, 2021 You could feed them a lot faster |There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs…
Januar 6, 2021 I'll use my seeing eye dog |A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the…
Januar 6, 2021 Never talk to the parrot |Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her with an „after-hours“ appointment and since she had to go…
Januar 6, 2021 The story of the bats |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, „Let’s fly out of the cave and get…
Januar 6, 2021 Worries about mad cow disease |There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, „I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary….
Januar 6, 2021 Steven Wright on dogs |The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of…
Januar 6, 2021 Three very tough mice |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, „I’m so tough, once I ate a whole…