Januar 6, 2021 Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the…
Januar 6, 2021 Two English sheep in a field Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other „I’m not feeling very well“The other turns around and replies“Shut-the-f*ck-up, or you’ll get us…
Januar 6, 2021 Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog… Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they are. The first guy says „I’ll find out“ and putshis…
Januar 6, 2021 A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations… A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a…
Januar 6, 2021 A waitress walks up to one of her tables in… A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmenseated there are furiously…
Januar 6, 2021 The wedding is off…no on! All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. Waiting for things to get started, they…
Januar 6, 2021 The Pope vs. the Queen The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the forecourt below. The Queen says to the…
Januar 6, 2021 What do they call condoms in Germany? What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
Januar 6, 2021 A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel… A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to „The Unknown Soldier“. At the base of the statue, a…
Januar 6, 2021 I saw a pen in a store the other day… I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than…