Januar 6, 2021 Greedy Kiwi This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..“Mate“, the aussie said, „Over there we shear them“.The kiwi replied, „Mate,…
Januar 6, 2021 Guns in a garden An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn’t know anyone who would spade up his…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Januar 6, 2021 A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of… A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life…
Januar 6, 2021 An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA… An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rpsand after…
Januar 6, 2021 What goes in and out and smells of piss? What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Januar 6, 2021 Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:SpecificityBritish ConstitutionPassive-aggressive disorderLoquacious TransubstantiateTHINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT…
Januar 6, 2021 Sign of drinking problem Sign of drinking problem…You shout, „I’m not as think you drunk I am.“Sent by JC