Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic? What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go to those stupid meetings.
Januar 6, 2021 How can you tell? „Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin‘ moonshine again.“ the wife told her husband.“How can you tell ?“ he asked. „Did you smell it ?““Nope. But…
Januar 6, 2021 A drunk staggered into a cemetery and… A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by. „Get me out of here“,…
Januar 6, 2021 Clearing it A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart out the tune to…
Januar 6, 2021 There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk… There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, „ATTENTION ALL“…
Januar 6, 2021 A completely inebriated man was stumbling down… A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled…
Januar 6, 2021 Two drunks walk into a bar… Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says „I gotta go use the can.“ So he wonders…
Januar 6, 2021 A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut… A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and very dark. The drunkfails to see…
Januar 6, 2021 A somewhat drunk man feels a… A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,“Say, your head feels just like my wife’s ass.“The bald man feels his own…