Januar 6, 2021 A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral… A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The army general says, „Alright, I’ll prove…
Januar 6, 2021 From one of Tom Clancy books… From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: „Alright! How about an attitude check???“ Crew (In Unison): „I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!“ CO: „Now, let’s…
Januar 6, 2021 MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written from Central Spain, August 1812 Gentlemen, Whilst marching from Portugal…
Januar 6, 2021 A sailor and a marine are taking a piss… A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and washes his hands. The sailor just…
Januar 6, 2021 There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands… There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy from the NAVY was driving from Annapolis to the Meadowlands,…
Januar 6, 2021 During the Vietnam war… During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle. „Didn’t you hear me say…
Januar 6, 2021 British Military Officer Fitness Reports British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form usedfor Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206….
Januar 6, 2021 Two men were boasting to each other… Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. „Why, my outfit was so well drilled,“ declared one, „that when they…
Januar 6, 2021 A gentler way At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,“Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez, report to the office. Your brother died last night.“The…
Januar 6, 2021 A young, freshly minted lieutenant… A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain…