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Januar 6, 2021 Academy of Mudgeology Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND LAB (MW 10:00-10:50)HIS024 U.S. HISTORY SINCE ABOUT AN HOUR AGO…
Januar 6, 2021 American University Grading Procedures American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at the AmericanUniversity grade their final exams:DEPT OF STATISTICS: – All…
Januar 6, 2021 College by Dave Barry College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking about going to college. (That is, of course, a lie….
Januar 6, 2021 Letter from Daughter to Parents Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remissin writing…
Januar 6, 2021 The College Food Chain The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful than a locomotiveIs faster than a speeding bulletWalks on waterGives…
Januar 6, 2021 Bonkistry Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately knownas „Bonkistry.“ He…
Januar 6, 2021 Are You About to Employ a Robot? Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger Carasso, for the UCB PsychologyDepartment. It is intended to be…
Januar 6, 2021 What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper? What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!