Januar 6, 2021 What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic? What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?“Chop chop.“
Januar 6, 2021 Little Mermaid Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing her tail in the foam. The first man waded out…
Januar 6, 2021 I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with… I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with „Guess“ on it.So I said „Implants?“
Januar 6, 2021 A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home… A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked,…
Januar 6, 2021 Think quality A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and…
Januar 6, 2021 What's pink and slowly turns red? What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Januar 6, 2021 A dentis appointment Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, Paul shows up andCharley says, „Where…
Januar 6, 2021 A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt… A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and uncle walked in…
Januar 6, 2021 A big bird Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly it. He…
Januar 6, 2021 OUCH! OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist, and the woman…