Januar 6, 2021 A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts… A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was…
Januar 6, 2021 A really bad, terrible mistake Fred goes to a doctor and says, „Doc, I want to be castrated.“ Doc says, „Look, I don’t know what kind of cult you’re…
Januar 6, 2021 Changed my mind! This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk down the street. They walk hand in hand and as…
Januar 6, 2021 The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club… The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. „Hey, baby, would you help me ‚raise my mast‘?““No thanks,“ she said sweetly. „I heard…
Januar 6, 2021 I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar… I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, „Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?“She…
Januar 6, 2021 A caring son It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. „Hey Willis!!“ the farmer…
Januar 6, 2021 A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar… A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately….
Januar 6, 2021 Mirror, mirror Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed,…
Januar 6, 2021 The blind date had not been all that great and… The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At her apartment door, he suddenly said…
Januar 6, 2021 Good fortune A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody’s there. I am having hallucinations,…