Januar 6, 2021 Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Januar 6, 2021 Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach? Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up with sand!
Januar 6, 2021 A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken… A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There’s no sign of the offending vehicle,…
Januar 6, 2021 The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Januar 6, 2021 A man walked into a lawyer's office and… A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. „Fifty dollars for three questions,“ replied the lawyer. „Isn’t that awfully steep?“…
Januar 6, 2021 A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights… A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. There’s no sign of theoffending vehicle but he’s relieved to…
Januar 6, 2021 Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to… Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. „You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes? Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the rest of us don’tthink they’re jokes!