Januar 6, 2021 Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Januar 6, 2021 Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch… Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps his forehead.“Damn,“ he says. „I…
Januar 6, 2021 At night court, a man was brought in and set… At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, „State your name, occupation, and the charge.“The defendant said,…
Januar 6, 2021 How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can you afford?
Januar 6, 2021 The way he died A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want…
Januar 6, 2021 In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller… In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of…
Januar 6, 2021 Best advice possible Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant. The judge ordered Taylor,“You are…
Januar 6, 2021 An elderly patient needed a heart transplant… An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, „We have 3 possible donors; the 1st…
Januar 6, 2021 The scene is a dark jungle in Africa… The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush when the one to the rear reaches out with his…
Januar 6, 2021 Being under oath „You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background,“ sneered the lawyer at a witness on the…