Januar 6, 2021 At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women… At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: „Your Honor, I wish to change my plea.“Judge: „Is someone…
Januar 6, 2021 What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Januar 6, 2021 An airliner was having engine trouble… An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats andget prepared for an emergency…
Januar 6, 2021 For three years, the young attorney had been taking his… For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country inn. The last time he’dfinally managed an affair with the…
Januar 6, 2021 How are lawyers like sperm? How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be a human being.
Januar 6, 2021 A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner… A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, „Before you signed thedeath certificate had you taken the man’s pulse?“ The coroner says,…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s some things even a pig won’t do!
Januar 6, 2021 Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche… Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? – A porcupine has pricks on the outside!
Januar 6, 2021 45 or 82? Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gatesof Heaven, and the angel standing there said, „We’ve been…
Januar 6, 2021 Question: What is 1 + 2? Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures,you’ll find that it’s reasonably in line with government…