Januar 6, 2021 How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford tobe screwed for?
Januar 6, 2021 What is the proper weight for an attorney? What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.
Januar 6, 2021 Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek? Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Januar 6, 2021 Where lawers come from An anxious woman goes to her doctor. „Doctor,“ she asks nervously, „canyou get pregnant from anal intercourse?““Certainly,“ replies the doctor, „Where do you think…
Januar 6, 2021 A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man… A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked to spend the night with…
Januar 6, 2021 A precise location Attorney to witness: „And where was the location of the accident?“Witness: „Approximately milepost 499.“Attorney: „And where is milepost 499?“Witness: „About halfway between milepost 498…
Januar 6, 2021 WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC. WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B191294, Judge…
Januar 6, 2021 Too good to be true A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender „Do you serve lawyers here?“ „Sure do,“ replied the bartender. „Good,“…
Januar 6, 2021 A local United Way office realized that… A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of…