Januar 6, 2021 Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates… Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared. „Who goes there?“ inquired St. Peter.“‚It’s me,…
Januar 6, 2021 During a recent publicity outing… During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room,peering into a…
Januar 6, 2021 A political man to a woman… A political man to a woman, „You look beautiful today!!!!“The woman replied, „Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.““Sure you…
Januar 6, 2021 A doctor, an engineer, and a politician… A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older. „Well,“ argued the doctor, „without aphysician mankind could not have…
Januar 6, 2021 News from Washington WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congress today announced it would begin releasing completely fabricated…
Januar 6, 2021 One day there were these three boys walking down… One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: ‚HELP! HELP!‘ When the boys…
Januar 6, 2021 Why is the government like a prostitute? Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have to pay for it!
Januar 6, 2021 A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked… A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton. 60% said, ‚Never again!‘
Januar 6, 2021 If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton… If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?Dan Quayle. He’s the only one who…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.