Januar 6, 2021 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home… An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses‘ office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis…
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Januar 6, 2021 Amicable old lady „Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen’s luncheon. I am 84 years old and…
Januar 6, 2021 Can't do „What’s wrong, sonny?“ asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out.“I’m crying…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the best thing about turning 65? What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Januar 6, 2021 An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years… An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman’s doctor says she has a heart condition that could…
Januar 6, 2021 Perfectly good eyesight Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee…
Januar 6, 2021 A use for Viagra A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. „How are you grandpa?“ he asks.“Feeling fine,“ says the old man.“What’s the food…
Januar 6, 2021 A man was walking down the street when he noticed… A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from…
Januar 6, 2021 Bending it further The old man was saying to his doctor,“You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock. As I got…