Januar 6, 2021 These two guys had just gotten divorces… These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends…
Januar 6, 2021 Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties.
Januar 6, 2021 Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s plugged into a woman!
Januar 6, 2021 How do you scare a man? How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Januar 6, 2021 Man walks into a supermarket and buys… Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk1 single serving cereal1…
Januar 6, 2021 There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men… There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:“don’t“ and „stop“.
Januar 6, 2021 Men are like… Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.
Januar 6, 2021 Lots of words There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They’d be wrong, but you could still use them.
Januar 6, 2021 How do men sort their laundry? How do men sort their laundry? „Filthy“ and „Filthy but Wearable“.