Januar 6, 2021 Clinton jokes Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren’t as successful when they’re not on grass.
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton jokes Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton jokes Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he’s sworn in.
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton jokes Q: Why can’t Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton jokes Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child? A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton jokes Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still…
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton jokes Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America.
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton jokes Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician? A: Chelsea.