Januar 6, 2021 This woman goes into a dentist's office… This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he says: „I am sorry to tell you this, but I…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall… A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As she lays there, a man in white…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant… A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has…
Januar 6, 2021 Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done… Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. „It’s terrible,“ she said, „I haven’t moved my bowels…
Januar 6, 2021 One doc operated on a person for a hernia… One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and took the balls out and kept it on the table….
Januar 6, 2021 A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa… A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had been. „Oh, it was…
Januar 6, 2021 Five penises A man goes into a doctor’s office and says „Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!“The doctor says,“Good lord! How do your pants fit?“The man replies,…
Januar 6, 2021 Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices… Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the other over 70. They rode on the elevator…
Januar 6, 2021 A memory problem Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?Patient: What problem?
Januar 6, 2021 Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken?Sister: Three years. We…