Januar 6, 2021 Some problems A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to her senses, the doctor approaches her bed and says:“I’m sorry…
Januar 6, 2021 My heart set… A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to go to see an eye doctor. He goes in to…
Januar 6, 2021 Benefits of having Alzheimer's Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting new friends.
Januar 6, 2021 Psychoanalysis One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her best friend at a coffee house….
Januar 6, 2021 HEGS The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S“What’s that?“, the patient asks.“It’s a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphyllis.“The patient wants to…
Januar 6, 2021 There was this man in a mental hospital… There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear tothe wall and listen. The doctor would watch this…
Januar 6, 2021 A midget walks into the doctors and says… A midget walks into the doctors and says, „Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls and I can’t do anything to stop ‚em itching“.The Doc…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman came to the psychiatrist worried… A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. „Doctor,“ she said, „I can’t sleep at night. When I’m in the next room, I have this…
Januar 6, 2021 A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man… A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there…
Januar 6, 2021 This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a… This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face. „Doc,“ he says, „I’m worried. It’s that dream. I’m having…