Januar 6, 2021 Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS? Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?The scientists can’t get the mice to butt…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between an oral thermometer and… What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Januar 6, 2021 A girl goes to the doctor… A girl goes to the doctor. She says, „Doc, I’m freakin‘ out…I’m freakin‘ out…my pee’s coming out in four streams.“He says, „Get up on…
Januar 6, 2021 What's a definition of a gynecologist? What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place where mostpeople find pleasure
Januar 6, 2021 A man walks into a doctor's office with a… A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: It started with a bump on…
Januar 6, 2021 A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist… A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his office and said, „Doctor, I’m so depressed and lonely.I don’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't… Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his ass.
Januar 6, 2021 Sobel goes into the optometrist's office… Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, „I think I need my eyeschecked.“She says, „You’re not kidding….
Januar 6, 2021 Serious desease A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know, that the medication thedoctor had prescribed was for the rest…
Januar 6, 2021 After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought… After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured. A friend asked him how he felt now….