Januar 6, 2021 A man went to the doctor to get a physical… A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome bad news… he had…
Januar 6, 2021 Good news Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, „Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad…
Januar 6, 2021 Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.
Januar 6, 2021 It is worth trying A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how frustrated she was. „I tried to be an actress and…
Januar 6, 2021 Where are the fingers? Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to…
Januar 6, 2021 Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor… Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.“I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease, and I’m gonna die from it.““Ridiculous,“ said the doctor. „you’d…
Januar 6, 2021 Will it hurt doctor? Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‚Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‚Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown‘.
Januar 6, 2021 From the life of the insane Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,“I am Napoleon!“Another one said, „How do you know?“The first inmate said, „God told me!“Just…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet… A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a…
Januar 6, 2021 She said, "Kiss me doctor!" She said, „Kiss me doctor!“ Doctor said, „I can’t as we doctors have an ethics standard that does not allow us to kiss our…