Januar 6, 2021 Freudian Slip Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:“Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about freudianslips? Well, I had the most amazing…
Januar 6, 2021 A rather senile old lady went to her doctor… A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling of fullness in her ear. After theexamination, the doctor initiated…
Januar 6, 2021 A little change The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:“Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insultyou by offering…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Januar 6, 2021 A large difference A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,“Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The badnews is…
Januar 6, 2021 There was a costume party at a mental hospital… There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was „war“. The first person comes up onto the stage…
Januar 6, 2021 A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center… A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: „What are you doing here today?“Woman: „Oh, I’m here to donate some…
Januar 6, 2021 A dyslexic nurse Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. „She’s incrediblydumb. She does everything absolutely backwards.“said one doctor. „Just last week,…
Januar 6, 2021 The medical student was asked four reasons… The medical student was asked four reasons why mother’smilk was better for babies than cow’s milk. This is the answer he submitted: 1. It’s…