Januar 6, 2021 What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh? What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Januar 6, 2021 What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant? What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm…
Januar 6, 2021 Give me the bad news first… „give me the bad news first.““You’ve got AIDS.““Oh, no! What could be worse than that?““You’ve also got Alzheimer’s Disease.““Oh. Well, that’s not so bad….
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool? What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Januar 6, 2021 Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii… Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by, one said,“Look at the legs among that…
Januar 6, 2021 The bad news and the good news Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, „Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have badnews…
Januar 6, 2021 Gosh, what a pun! A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says,“that new upper plate I put…
Januar 6, 2021 After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children… After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So they went to a doctor, and got checked over.The doctor…
Januar 6, 2021 Jones is driving past the state mental hospital… Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a flat. While Jones is changing the tire, another cargoes by,…
Januar 6, 2021 Two gynecologists meet at lunch… Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, „I had a patient this morning witha clit like a dill pickle. The second one says,“That…