Januar 6, 2021 An old woman came into her doctors office An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. „I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they’re soundless, andthey…
Januar 6, 2021 The following statements were found on patient charts… The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical records. These statements were written by various health care professionals…
Januar 6, 2021 A man walks in to a doctors office… A man walks in to a doctors office and says, „Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS.“ The doctor replies, „Are you gay?“…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman consulted a doctor… A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so…
Januar 6, 2021 Howard had felt guilty all day long… Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of…
Januar 6, 2021 A husband and wife are on a nudist beach… A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife’s business end. Naturally enough,she panics.The husband is also…
Januar 6, 2021 Psychiatric Hotline Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you have multiple personalities, please press…
Januar 6, 2021 Proctologists Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not „mortician;“ by then it’s too late. This is a word that…
Januar 6, 2021 Oprectomy Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your Oprectomy operation is scheduled for_______________, at ___________(a.m.)(p.m.). The purpose of…
Januar 6, 2021 A Short History of Medicine A Short History of MedicineI have an earache…2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. – That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.1850…