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Januar 6, 2021 A man walks into a doctor office A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in…
Januar 6, 2021 An elderly man goes into a brothel… An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the…
Januar 6, 2021 A question for Bill Clinton A question for Bill Clinton:“What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?““She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across“
Januar 6, 2021 What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter? What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart.
Januar 6, 2021 Alcohol as a substitute for a woman A guy says, „I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.““Yeah what happened?“ asked his friend.The first guy replies,…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the purpose of a bellybutton? What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Januar 6, 2021 Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays… Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?- Hundred dollars, as usual.
Januar 6, 2021 What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common? What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!
Januar 6, 2021 Definition of bad lover Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if she felt the earth move. She says no.