Januar 6, 2021 What is pink and moist and split in the middle? What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Januar 6, 2021 An old sailor goes to a brothel… An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.“How am I doing?“ He asks.“Three knots,“ she replies.“Three knots? What’s that…
Januar 6, 2021 A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back… A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night. Her parents are out…
Januar 6, 2021 It has been determined that having sex before… It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does notimpair the athlete’s performance. In fact, men…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat? How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your face and you can’t hear the stereo
Januar 6, 2021 What is the definition of an overbite? What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of shit.
Januar 6, 2021 How do you know you're leading a sad life? How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, „Let’s just be friends.“
Januar 6, 2021 Man who goes to sleep with sex… Confucious say: „Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand.“
Januar 6, 2021 A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor… A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says „Doctor, I want to put her on the pill.“The Doctor says „Why?!?…
Januar 6, 2021 One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided… One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride…