Januar 6, 2021 Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog… Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. „My God Henry“, she screams, „I know you’ve had…
Januar 6, 2021 The art of foreplay Woman, „Slow down, foreplay is an art.“Man, „Well, if you don’t get your canvas arranged soon, I’m going to spill my paint!“
Januar 6, 2021 Take her apart! A young boy asked his mother „Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?“ „Of course not, where did you…
Januar 6, 2021 The common symptoms of swine flu The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistible urge to fuck in the mud…
Januar 6, 2021 The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume… The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.“This is called ‚Perhaps‘,“ said the sales clerk. „It’s $285 perounce.““Listen,“ the man shot back,…
Januar 6, 2021 Three altar boys are standing in the snow with… Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. They have their penis‘ in a snow bank.Sister Margaret…
Januar 6, 2021 Two hookers were on a street corner… Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the hookers said, „Gonna be a good night, I smell cock…
Januar 6, 2021 What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits? Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings fell out.
Januar 6, 2021 A horny young man went to a brothel… A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. The man wanted to…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low? Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!