Januar 6, 2021 A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over… A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice-looking…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead? Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Januar 6, 2021 Different sex outcomes Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: „Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?“Blonde after sex: „Next!“Redhead after sex: „Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid.“
Januar 6, 2021 For me, penises are a hobby… For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones you throw back, The good-sized ones you take home for…
Januar 6, 2021 When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer… When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman walks into her accountant's office and… A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, „Before we begin, I’ll…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you do in case of fallout? What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter strokes!
Januar 6, 2021 Do you know why it's called sex? Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Januar 6, 2021 A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar… A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, „Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?““Yes,“ she replied in a loud…
Januar 6, 2021 If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace… If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?The Swallow….