Januar 6, 2021 Sexually active A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,“IS YOUR DAUGHTER SEXUALLY ACTIVE?“THE REDNECK SAYS,“NAW, SHE JUST LAYS THERE…
Januar 6, 2021 Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked… Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, „Do you ever get to feeling horny?““Yes,“her friend replied. „What do you…
Januar 6, 2021 How is sex like air? How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Januar 6, 2021 How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much? How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger in her cunt…Now, if…
Januar 6, 2021 What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag.
Januar 6, 2021 A nun is walking down a deserted road when… A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts raping her. After the rapist is done, he says,…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you know what a Yankee is? Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Januar 6, 2021 Lightbulbs for dinner Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, „My dad’s tougher than your dad!““Oh yeah?“ said Little Johnny, „My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs…
Januar 6, 2021 A guy's fingering his girlfriend… A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, „Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting me.“He says, „That’s not my ring…It’s my wristwatch.“
Januar 6, 2021 Every precaution I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,“ said Edna to Priscilla. „But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy,“ Priscilla…