Januar 6, 2021 Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda… Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times.One says to the other, „Darling, do you remember…
Januar 6, 2021 Ghost sex At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, „Who here has ever seen a ghost?“ Most of the hands go up….
Januar 6, 2021 Do you smoke after sex? Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Januar 6, 2021 Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together… Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping…
Januar 6, 2021 Necking Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: We’re necking.Cop: Well stick your neck back in your…
Januar 6, 2021 Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac? Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt? What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Januar 6, 2021 Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time… Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted with the sad news one day that their common squeeze…
Januar 6, 2021 Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City… Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he says, „How much?“She says, „Twenty bucks.“He says, „All right.“They climb…
Januar 6, 2021 Get some of this Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes off and goes wild, the heifer runs into a fence…