Januar 6, 2021 A guy walks into an elevator and stands next… A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a few minutes he turns to her and says, „Can I…
Januar 6, 2021 Who's got a bigger crotch? There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their husbands could get up their crotch. The first women said,…
Januar 6, 2021 Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password… Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the word. Voice Over: And the password is. . . black…
Januar 6, 2021 Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms… Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first dwarf not only can’t get a hard-on, but all night…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between pussy and apple pie? Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s apple pie.
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Januar 6, 2021 Wrong card At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, „No.“ A clerk came over…
Januar 6, 2021 You can come out now Jon was looking for a little „action“. He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel…
Januar 6, 2021 My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches… My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked her 3 times and then hit her with a baseball…
Januar 6, 2021 Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting… Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, „Grandpa are you going to take that new Viagra?“Grandpa looks…