Januar 6, 2021 How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on
Januar 6, 2021 Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70? Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Januar 6, 2021 What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Januar 6, 2021 What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak when they’re fucked!
Januar 6, 2021 Which of the following does not belong? Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat,your eggs or your wife,…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you get Visual Aids? How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Januar 6, 2021 How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her snatch and pull the bone out.
Januar 6, 2021 Why do bankers make great lovers? Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Januar 6, 2021 Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach… Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other „Hey get out of my son!“