Januar 6, 2021 How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny? How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her panties and it feels like you feeding a horse.
Januar 6, 2021 What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom… What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom as he was masturbating? „look Ma‘, no hands“
Januar 6, 2021 Forgot to pedal I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend reassured me that I won’t forget it, cuz sex islike…
Januar 6, 2021 Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said… Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said „Please give me aprescription for the Pill.““I don’t think you need the Pill at your age.““It…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife… Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the now famous words: „Yes, that is a candy cane in…
Januar 6, 2021 One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor… One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat the afternoon away. She walked in and said my god…
Januar 6, 2021 Three guys are discussing women… Three guys are discussing women.“I like to watch a woman’s tits best,“ the first guy says.The second says „I like to look at a…
Januar 6, 2021 A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist… A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this woman and all hisprofessionalism went out the window. He immediately…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse? What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit has significant penalty for early withdrawl.Sent by Josh