Januar 6, 2021 When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look for the nurse with dirty knees and swollen lips!
Januar 6, 2021 How do you make love to a fat girl? How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot.
Januar 6, 2021 A small dissapointment Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit.“I can’t go in here“…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? -She blew them both…
Januar 6, 2021 On a very cold night… On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the madam said, „You’ll have to wait.““But there’s lots of girls…
Januar 6, 2021 97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed… 97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says „Doc, I think I’m impotent.“ Doctor sits himdown and begins the standard speech…
Januar 6, 2021 Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much? Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what the big boys eat.
Januar 6, 2021 Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?" What’s the difference between „ooh“ and „aah?“ -About three inches.
Januar 6, 2021 Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick… Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of the girls‘ dorm. Severalplain Janes walk by as the two…