Januar 6, 2021 A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one… A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on the other. She wants to show thatthere is something good…
Januar 6, 2021 What the difference between true love and herpes? What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Januar 6, 2021 So one sperm says to the other… So one sperm says to the other „When do we get to the ovaries?“The other replies „Ovaries! We’re not even past the throat yet!“
Januar 6, 2021 A man, being on top of a woman… A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: „Honey, your tits are too small, and your boxis too tight,““Get off…
Januar 6, 2021 What is another term for cunnilingus? What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Januar 6, 2021 Want some of this? Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday, so she bought a pair of crotchlesspanties. That night, as…
Januar 6, 2021 Why does Barbie never get pregnant? A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes in a box!
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between condoms and coffins? What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming andone’s going!
Januar 6, 2021 What kind of Bees… What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out? Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business on the side!