Januar 6, 2021 This is horny! This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting to feel good in her mouth.
Januar 6, 2021 Nearsightedness I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpost.
Januar 6, 2021 Heated passions Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth hole, they notice an old golfer teeing up by himself….
Januar 6, 2021 Biology Class Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (FRESHMAN) raised her hand…
Januar 6, 2021 A fair price A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy…
Januar 6, 2021 A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom… A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the storelaughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey,…
Januar 6, 2021 These two guys are car pooling home from work one day… These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling along and they are both a bit bored. So the…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and… What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite sailor, you have a dress on a seaman.
Januar 6, 2021 Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad? Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks „Ribbit Ribbit“ while a horney toad croaks „Rub-itRub-it“
Januar 6, 2021 Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store? Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught sitting on Pinocchio’s face and shouting „Lie lie lie!“