Januar 6, 2021 A few questions and answers Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use a lubricant.Q. What’s six inches long, two inches wide, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton… Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drinkorders.The President…
Januar 6, 2021 Proffessional Terms II I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to in theatrical terms. For example, surely you’ve heard men refer…
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Januar 6, 2021 Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's… Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her car and sped away. On her way down the highway,…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman enters a butcher shop and asks… A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,“Do you have pigs ears?“The counter assistant replies,“No, its just the way my hair…
Januar 6, 2021 A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply… A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes to the aisle where they are…
Januar 6, 2021 A push A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at his clock, and…