Januar 6, 2021 Fluffy died This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead…
Januar 6, 2021 The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided… The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father…
Januar 6, 2021 Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend… Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: „Don’t forget, sweetheart,I need a new G string!“
Januar 6, 2021 Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and… Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind date’s door. She opened it and wasas beautiful and charming…
Januar 6, 2021 A bartender was getting ready to close for the night… A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells…
Januar 6, 2021 The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique… The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer purchased an artificial vagina.“What are you going to use it…
Januar 6, 2021 A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman… A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, „Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss?“ „Don’t Miss me, mister.“…
Januar 6, 2021 An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly… An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the airwith her…
Januar 6, 2021 Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward… Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, „What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?““Oh, Mister Smith, your child was just born and I have someterrible news for…
Januar 6, 2021 Three calamities Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and the third a bomb….