Januar 6, 2021 A girl called the police department and reported that… A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answered the phone, asked, „When did this happen?“…
Januar 6, 2021 Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south… Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig. He stopped at a pig farm…
Januar 6, 2021 Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary… Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing…
Januar 6, 2021 A college professor's going to bed with his wife… A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so he’s gonna stay awake and read while she goes to…
Januar 6, 2021 A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss… A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down at the bar,…
Januar 6, 2021 Cop coming upon a young couple making out… Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: See honey, I told ya cops were stupid.
Januar 6, 2021 An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they… An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made aliving. Then, one day, the son hit the lottery and…
Januar 6, 2021 Two men were walking through the woods when… Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the clearing no more than 50 feet in front of them.The…
Januar 6, 2021 Make my own bed Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own bed.Guest: I’ll make my own bed.Innkeeper: Good. I’ll get you…
Januar 6, 2021 A strange jigsaw puzzle Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. „Paddy,“ says Murphy, „I’ve got a problem.““What’s the matter?“ replies Paddy“Oi’ve bought a jigsaw and it’s too…