Januar 6, 2021 The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning… The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife in bedwith the Sunday papers, her cup…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness… What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle gang member????Someone who comes to your door and tells *you*…
Januar 6, 2021 Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market… Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked how much the cucumbers were. The merchant said thatthey were…
Januar 6, 2021 This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided… This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the golf course. After arriving at the club house,he was told…
Januar 6, 2021 This fellow comes to confession… This fellow comes to confession. „Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.“The priest asked, „What did you do, my son?““I lusted,“ the fellow…
Januar 6, 2021 A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items… A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of caps with „WWJD“printed on all…
Januar 6, 2021 Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh… Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to full height, leaned overthe pulpit and boomed,“Brothers and sisters, if…
Januar 6, 2021 Confession The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he tells her that her…
Januar 6, 2021 Why do priests wear shorts in the shower? Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on the unemployed.
Januar 6, 2021 The three wise men are out for a stroll when… The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. The three of them decide to duck inside.On the…