Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet? Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips…
Januar 6, 2021 Why did the punk cross the road? Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Januar 6, 2021 This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent… This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.
Januar 6, 2021 If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked… If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners…
Januar 6, 2021 A dilemma When someone asks you, „A penny for your thoughts“,and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Januar 6, 2021 What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party? What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
Januar 6, 2021 How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub withbrightly colored…
Januar 6, 2021 What occurs twice in a lifetime… What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a week, but never in a day?The letter „E“Sent by T….
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas flavor Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering,…