Januar 6, 2021 Why is a violist like a terrorist? Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Januar 6, 2021 What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn? Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw some nails down on the counter and asked, „Can you…
Januar 6, 2021 Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms? Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
Januar 6, 2021 A bar name A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer „why doesn’t your store have a name“, the store manager says „I haven’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Diary Entries Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful here. Thehills are so majestic. I can hardly wait to…
Januar 6, 2021 A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert… A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a friend. He’d never seen a train or the tracks…
Januar 6, 2021 Mr.Richman has 3daughters… Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody are fighting over a fake eyebrow. Then crazywhen to the…
Januar 6, 2021 If god had wanted us to run around naked… If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that way.