Januar 6, 2021 Now, that is disgusting! Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last weeek! mommy,mommy:I hate daddyis guts. shut up kid and keep…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal? What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch…
Januar 6, 2021 A ventriloquist was driving in the country… A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm. He asked for and was given a tour.As he was…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every time he gets a hard-on, the garage door goes up.
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling? Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems she bent over and someone saw fiftypounds of crack….
Januar 6, 2021 CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they are. I am vividly confronted with this fact every time…
Januar 6, 2021 What sexual position makes an ugly baby? What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the other watches snatches!
Januar 6, 2021 A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter… A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy behind the counter bellows, „ONE BURGER!“The cook, who’s even bigger,…
Januar 6, 2021 Why cannibals do not eat comedians? Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.