Januar 6, 2021 Valentine Day Story Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through…
Januar 6, 2021 Beware of IRS The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000.00 bet. The bartender would…
Januar 6, 2021 Famous people Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which he attended with his fifth wife shortly after their wedding,…
Januar 6, 2021 A fun game While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations! You’ve won one free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left….
Januar 6, 2021 There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing… There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the game warden, couldn’t figure out how he did it, so…
Januar 6, 2021 So you don not know Jack Schitt… So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt,…
Januar 6, 2021 Eye sex A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. „Young lady,“ said the doctor, „you’re pregnant.“ „But that can’t…
Januar 6, 2021 A hearty breakfast A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, „I would like one of your special full English breakfasts“. „No problem.“ Comes…
Januar 6, 2021 An abstract joke Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by. The turd looks over and says, „Hey! Come on in!…
Januar 6, 2021 A disabled sea captain An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand, and one missing eye goes into a bar. The sailor…