Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea? What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Januar 6, 2021 What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss??? What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney dialysis machine!
Januar 6, 2021 What is Michael Jackson's favorite hobby? What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Januar 6, 2021 Important thoughts *Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.*You can…
Januar 6, 2021 The Speed of Time by Age The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the store with Mom seems like going to Albania – by…
Januar 6, 2021 Temperatures and What They Mean Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian cars don’t start. 32 Water freezes. 30 You can see…
Januar 6, 2021 A widow was feeling rather lonely… A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would be to have a companion. So, off she went to…
Januar 6, 2021 Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip… Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone to bed and were lying there looking up at the…
Januar 6, 2021 You know you are in a small town… You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because everybody knows where you’re going.- if you’re born on June…