Januar 6, 2021 Changing of the English Language Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the EuropeanParliament has commissioned a feasibility study in ways of…
Januar 6, 2021 Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower… Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, „Ray, may I borrow your axe?“ „Not today,“ Ray replied, „I have to make soup.““What kind…
Januar 6, 2021 A young peasant girl of fourteen… A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After 2 months she gave the boss a two-week notice. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Not raising hogs My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the government for not raising hogs. So I want togo into…
Januar 6, 2021 A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still, thinking up- names for fart types is atraditional early-adolescent ritual….
Januar 6, 2021 If… If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,models deposed and dry cleaners depressed? Laundry…
Januar 6, 2021 The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through… The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly rising from the hill on their right are hundreds ofindians….
Januar 6, 2021 Towards and Away One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn’t think of…
Januar 6, 2021 Daylight Savings Time Reform Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every spring: crocuses, baseball (with any luck), and the switch toDaylight…
Januar 6, 2021 The Diet The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim milkLUNCH 4 oz lean broiled chicken breast 1 cup steamed…