Januar 6, 2021 Flies A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.“What are you doing?“ She asked.“Hunting Flies“ He responded.“Oh….
Januar 6, 2021 Want to make love to you He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to you really badly.She said – Well, you succeeded.
Januar 6, 2021 Wife-taming method Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, „You know, I don’t know what else to do….
Januar 6, 2021 Prescription This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks „What for?“She says „I want to kill my husband“.He…
Januar 6, 2021 A Change Of Vows During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.“Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When youget…
Januar 6, 2021 Indicator A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked…
Januar 6, 2021 Divorce decision „Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,“ the divorce courtjudge said, „and I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.““That’s very…
Januar 6, 2021 On inheritance A little boy went up to his father and asked:“Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?“The father replied: „Well, son, you must…
Januar 6, 2021 Two guys were discussing popular family trends… Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, „I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did…